I ain’t that kinda blog…

I get some really strange and amusing spam sometimes, but this one really got my attention:

Hello,

I’d appreciate if you can give me some feedback on our site: [link given]

I realize that you are a stools connoisseur I’d like to hear your opinion/feedback on our stools.

Thank you,

Susan

Hey Susan, I’m not a “stools connoisseur”. I’m not into that kind of shit.

Thank you,
Mistletoe

Edit to add: OMG I just got the same exact spam again! Too funny.